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Hello. I'm supposed to bury my head in the sejarah textbook and wish it swallowed me whole so that i won't have to go to school for exams tomorrow do my revision. But here I am online, and I went to some blogs that I haven't visited for ages. This is what I found from Gloria.
Absolutely love it.


"Why do a lot of women stay in shitty relationship?

Pardon my outburst, but I think it’s my toothache acting out. See, my toothache and I are of this opinion that we should speak out on certain things. My toothache and I are seriously a team, and we work very well together. You hear that, Super Gentleman?

Alright, this is what “we” want to say:

I thought that since I no longer live in Brisbane, some ‘friends’ will understand that I’m not always available for certain things. Things like girly nights. Things like late-night McD drive in (Kangaroo Point!) and things like “I’m crying my eyes out with my latest relationship drama wawawa will you talk to me on the phone wawawa!”

I finished work at 2pm today. I wanted to catch a few winks, and then go for kickboxing, and then come home, have dinner and study.

I did neither because I was stuck on the phone for 4 hours. 4 HOURS! Just listening to another stupid story. Not for the first time too.

I would like to ask some stupid women out there. “Some”, because obviously not all of us are stupid. Do you like relationship drama that much? Does it makes you feel like your life is one big Sex and The City series, just without the beauty and fashion? Oh, scratch that. None of the SATC girls are beautiful. But I would absolutely raid their closet. Does it makes you feel more alive to be crying now and then? WILL YOU DIE IF THIS STUPID MAN IS NOT IN YOUR STUPID LIFE, YOU STUPID WOMAN? (Wow, that was harsh. So what!)

So here’s my rant, and this goes to all those girls who have been in the same stupid situations. I hope you silly girls wake up to yourselves. I’m not invented to be your walking diary and agony aunt. Awright?

Dump the man if he cheats on you. If a man cheats on you, it means YOU ARE WORTH THE RISK LOSING. I totally stole that line from somewhere else, I just don’t remember where. Why would you want to be second best to anyone? So ok, he might placate you by saying you’re the number one. Hey, take this Number One: You’re eating The Other Number One’s leftovers. Woooohoooo! You are sooo kind.

Dump the man if he beats you. If he did it once, he will do it again. Or take up boxing, jujitsu, samurai class and beat him up also if he beats you up again. That way you both can be equal. I’m actually not joking about beating him up too. I figured, if a woman wants to be in a relationship with a violent man, then the woman should also be equally violent just for fairness sake. “My relationship really works. We’re like fireworks. We’re on the same page with each other. Everytime he pulls the gun out, I draw out my katana. It’s really a good sharing moment and together activity.”

Dump the man if he’s not busting his butt to make money for himself, and that you are paying for both of you. So you’re working part-time and then go home and make dinner. If he doesn’t have the brains to think maybe he should start handling dinners if you’re bringing the bacon, then he’s stupid for not thinking so and you’re stupid for taking it like a sitting duck. He has hands and legs, yes? Then he can go find himself a job. Simple as that. If he has a roving eyes and roving hands, then maybe you should ask those other girls to pay you up for ‘renting’ out your man. I mean, you’re staying with a jobless, cheating man. He must have some use, no? Otherwise, what purpose does he serve, exactly? If you want to stick with him through all that, then don’t complain about feeding your useless boyfriend. You chose your misery.

If he ignores you for months on end…ok, seriously. After you read that sentence and not realise how stupid you are, then you are stupid. There, I gave you the answer. Like, how good am I? (The lowdown: you’re not worth spending time with and making an effort to keep. That’s why you’re being ignored, stupid. Get the message already.)

If you’re very insecure about him going out with girls…and he claiming that they are friends. But making time for them when ignoring you for a long period of time. Answering their call without fail but not yours. You noticing that he doesn’t seem to have guy friends. Ok, reading this passage, do you notice something you should be doing? Huh? Huh?

If he doesn’t want commitment and will not be pushed to do it, I say it’s fair enough on his behalf. It’s YOUR state of mind that should be analyse. Ask yourself if you are pushing yourself to him. Not a pretty thought, eh? You’re the one who wants him, he’s only around because he’s trapped and he doesn’t really want to be with you. Get the message girl, either he’s not ready or he’s just not into you.

If you’re the only one making calls and texting, and he never make the first effort. Seriously. Why waste your credit and phone bills?

Some women just DON’T GET IT. When the man acts like he’s not into you, then please don’t make yourself look foolish by pursuing him. Have some standards for yourself, make it high and don’t settle for less or second best. If you do then it’s your fault that you choose to choose a jerk to date. I always associate people who date jerks to have the same amount of respect they have on themselves. If you disrespect yourself too much, you like being in a stormy relationship with an undeserving person because you don’t think you deserve any better. Or some of you weird people out there: you actually like relationship drama no matter how shitty it makes you feel. Because you want to have that movie-like begging and “come back to me, baby girl” scene. Like those Hindi movies. I just want to say: you are totally stupid. Stop reading those Mills and Boons, stop expecting and wanting your relationship to be like those on TV. GROW THE FUCK UP.

So here’s the lowdown girls and the simple fact: You realize there are 1 billion people on this planet? 1 billion and you’re stuck with a monkey? Oooh, look…I just insulted the world’s monkey populations. I’m getting in trouble with PETA over that one.

Alright toothache. I think you and I have made our painful point clear. I like you, toothache. You make me more bitchy. I think I’ll keep you around longer. Nevermind Super Gentleman’s suggestions to get rid of you. I think he’s just jealous you’re in my mouth.

Mad Penguin, and for once “Mad” does not denote the ‘insane’ meaning of the word, over and out."

If I ever became that silly, please...print this out. And shove it under my nose!!!